Why is everything so goddam gay?

God, I hate blogs. Seriously. They are fucking retarded. Who writes in them? Lame people. People even lamer than me, and that's fucking sad. Do I really care what you think about the world? Probably not. Unless of course, you're some right-wing lunatic, then I'm all set to read your moronic babblings and make fun of you and your gay bow-tie. But, back to the question at hand...

Why do only retards write blog entries? I include myself in that, so don't think I'm being some phony or anything. The only people who write these lame things are fucking lame people. People with lives interesting enough to read about are too busy leading interesting lives. They just don't have the time to sit down and write about themselves. I mean, if they had the time, then it means they aren't doing anything worth reading about.

Anyhow, since I'm a lame retarded moron, I'm going to start bitching and complaining on a semi-regular basis because I have nothing better to do. And, hopefully, someone will actually read it and not think I'm some faggy art-fag faggot. That's right. I said faggot. Do something!

Well, I'm signing off. (God, did I just say that? It seems like I'm trying to seem like I'm talking to someone. No one's reading this.)

JymIsCool