Notes on Geekfest

For those of you that don't care, here's a little round up of what happened over the weekend. Nerd gaming. Lots of it. The participants were: Myself, Gib, Beaman, Zack, Lou and his girlfriend. A good time was had by all. I'm now an eight level mage. I am badass. Of course, this is all in the fake world, but for some reason, it makes me feel better. I'm lame. Zach's character died, but he now has an even cooler character; a sixth level ranger. God damn, he's awesome. Beaman's dwarven fighter is a fucking bruiser. In fact, that's his nickname: Bruiser. We killed a ton of trolls and boy, was it fun. I still have a nerd boner from it.

I was thinking about sex today at work. Sue me, I'm a guy. But, I was thinking about the three girls that were (un)lucky enough to have my penis inside of their vaginas. Then I realized that the ugliest of the three was still super hot. I'm not sure how that happened, but boy, at some point in my life, I was a hot chick wrangler or something. So, what happened to me? About 25 pounds. And a total lack of self-esteem as well as a total lack of effort.

But, the other interesting thing is that the three girls who I've had sex with were all girls that I had been friends with for over a year. That means that these girls thought I was awesome after having known me for quite some time. That boggles my mind because most girls after that amount of time have already decided that I'm more like a girlfriend than a guy. Weird.

Patton Oswalt could possibly be the funniest comedian in the world. You might know him as Spence on The King of Queens, but I know him as the guy who does the awesome Nick Nolte impression, which is the impression that I try to sound like when I'm trying to sound like Nick Nolte.

Well, I'm out of here. I have a tiny penis and so does your dad.