¡JymSanity!
So, I just read a 1500 page book in two days. Is that cool or sad? I haven't fingered it out yet. If my spanish teacher was here, I'm sure she'd say that my accomplishment was:
Muy bueno!
Then she'd tell me to put my pants on because my hairy legs were creeping her out. Of course, I'd have to explain that if she's in my house then she's gotta expect me to not wear pants because I never wear pants when I'm inside my house. Never.
Of course, I wonder why my spanish teacher would be over here in the first place. She wasn't attractive enough to be a teacher who fucks her students. And even if she was, I'm not attractive enough for her to choose me as that lucky student.
My birthday's coming up soon. Another birthday, another waste of a year. On the bright side, or atleast the less dark side, the new Propagandhi drops on October 18th.
I know that saying it "drops" makes me sound like someone who's talking about the new Ludacris album and therefore I sound like someone who doesn't know anything about music, but fuck you, it's 2AM.
Muy bueno!
Then she'd tell me to put my pants on because my hairy legs were creeping her out. Of course, I'd have to explain that if she's in my house then she's gotta expect me to not wear pants because I never wear pants when I'm inside my house. Never.
Of course, I wonder why my spanish teacher would be over here in the first place. She wasn't attractive enough to be a teacher who fucks her students. And even if she was, I'm not attractive enough for her to choose me as that lucky student.
My birthday's coming up soon. Another birthday, another waste of a year. On the bright side, or atleast the less dark side, the new Propagandhi drops on October 18th.
I know that saying it "drops" makes me sound like someone who's talking about the new Ludacris album and therefore I sound like someone who doesn't know anything about music, but fuck you, it's 2AM.
posted by Jym Is Cool at 7:04 AM
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