Females Are Douche Bags Because You Are What You Date

It's 2:15AM on a Saturday night and I'm listening to some Not Your Friends. I should be in bed, but I just don't feel like it. I'm in one of those moods where you just want to be alone and think about things. Things like your life, your friends, your opposite gender, your need of a haircut, etc. So, that's what I'm doing. I really don't know why. It just ends up making me depressed, but there's no stopping me now.

So, awhile back, I had this crush on a girl. She was super way out of my league, but I still thought that weirder things have happened. Well, to keep the 1/17th of a person that reads this thing up to date, I haven't talked to this girl in over a month. Not that I really talked to her much to begin with, but it's been even less lately. No big deal. Rejection was inevitable.

So, I then when onto have a crush on another girl. She was pretty rad and I seriously thought that maybe something might happen in the future. I didn't actually think that something would happen, but it seemed like there was at least a chance. Then she decided to become real flakey. Then she found a boyfriend. I guess being fat wasn't a good choice for me. Oh well, at least I know I'm still a loser. Seriously, though. Fuck females.

At least I got some decent news last night. The Pittsburgh Penguins got the No. 1 pick in the draft. They picked Sidney Crosby. He's going to be amazing. He was on ESPN with Mario Lemieux doing an interview. The guy asked Lemieux if having Crosby on the team would make him consider playing longer than he had originally intended. Lemieux said he'd like to play a few more years. As long as his health holds up, it looks like Lemieux might stick around for a while. That makes me bonerfied.