Blow Me and Eat Me All at the Same Time

So, Gib just left. It was nice to see him again. It always is. I just hate a buttload of ice cream cake. A buttload, for those who know nothing about measurements, is about 271 grams. And no, I'm not converting that to pounds and ounces. You can do that yourself jerky.

I also got the new NOFX seven inch. It's pretty sweet. Not too catchy, but the lyrics are awesome. I'd tell you all about it, but I spent eighty dollars so I'd know all about. That's right. I used to have money to spend. It was a good time.

So, I think it's official. Everyone in the world is getting married. Or they are planning on it. Or they got laid this century. It's sad just how sad I've become.

I think I'm going to steal someone's acoustic guitar one of these days so I can record about 20 demo songs in hopes that someone might think they don't suck and want to be in a band with me. Yeah, it might happen. With songs titles like:

Presidents Love to Lead, Morons Love to Follow
Dr. Ronnie Prescribes a Hot Beef Injection
I Hate Everyone, but Especially You
Waking Up in a Stranger's House Means You're Walking Home
Genius @ Math
Fat, Ugly, Hairy and a Small Dick to Boot

How can I go wrong? I can't. But only if it's opposite day. Speaking of opposite day, I got a copy of the 30footFALL live album "10yearsandstillFALLING" and I do believe it's pretty sweet. And chances are, you don't have one, so I'm cooler than you.