Honest to a fault... Seriously, you might not want to read this.

Remember, I warned you
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Okay, I'll be the first, second, third, and so on to admit that myspace is lame. I'll also admit that blogging is even lamer. And I'll admit that taking all of this lameness seriously is more than just lame, it's quite pathetic. With that, I'm going to write the most embarassing thing ever.

My asshole feels like I just spent my first night in prison. Man, it hurts. It's not the normal "wow, that poo was a little too wide" type of pain. It's the "my god, I hope it's cancer because that's the only rational explanation for this" type of pain. I'm sure it's an incredible case of the 'roids, but christ, I've never had it this bad. Usually, the 'roids attack right after a huge poo and then after an hour or so, they go away. Now, I'm pretty sure they are just infected. It sucks. Really bad.

It does get better though. Not only is my asshole a pain magnet, but get this. I'm pooing blood, again. Friggin' hooray! This means I might get to go back to the doctor and found out once again that I'm definitely not gay. That's right. I might get to have a finger or two back in my asshole. I always look forward to that. This time, though, I'm going to make my doctor take me out to dinner. I mean, if he's going to get to second base, or is it third base, then I'm going to get a nice meal out of it.

Anyhow, for the negative three of you that read this, now you know way too much about me and I expect to see the friends on my list start dropping off one by one. And of those negative three people that I might actually see in person from time to time, now you know why I'm way crankier than normal.

Anyhow, just to make this blog seem like normal...

Girls are evil. Fuck the world. I hate my life. Blah, blah, blah. Fuck you!