The Painkillers Just Kicked In...
It's 5:15AM. I just finished watching 4 episodes of the X-Files. Talk about a horrible show. I can't believe it was ever popular. Of course, I'm the one who just watched four episodes in a row. It's my new guilty pleasure. Charmed was my old guilty pleasure, but I kind of grew out of it. Besides, I'm more of a fan of finding old shit that's no longer around. It's the same way with music. I'll find a band that broke up years ago and then I can dive in to their entire collection. It's the same with TV shows, I think.
So, pain killers, huh? They sure are awesome. I need to befriend a doctor who can write me prescriptions for pain killers. I wouldn't be a dick and ask for them all the time. Just one or two a week would be sweet. And unlike most people, I'm not stupid enough to get addicted to shit like this. I can recognize when I have a problem. That's the reason I drink so seldom. I know that I would want to do it every night and that's just not good for me. Alcoholism runs in the family. Seriously, though, if you ever come across a bunch of Demerol, please, please, please let me know about it. Yummy.
If you're a girl on my friends list and you're reading this, than chances are I want to fuck your brains out. Wait, let me rephrase that. I would fuck your brains out. Saying "I want" implies that fucking your brains out is the sole motivation for talking to you. "I would" simply says that if you were ever desperate enough to let me slide my meatpole into your axe wound, then I would oblige. Was that a little vulgar? I hope it was. I'm a vulgar son of a bitch. Maybe if I curtailed my potty mouth ways then the ladies would be into me. Oh well, if you can't love me for me, then I should probably change who I am. It seems to work for frat boys and sorostitutes.
I started working on the my short film scripts. It's called Nice Guy. I think it's going to be pretty funny. It's also going to be really short. Hence, it's a short film. I'm going to post the script on here once I get it finished and I've shown a few close friends. The script is based on many, many different accounts of being a "Nice Guy" and things not working out. It's mostly based on one line that was said to a friend of mine, which is funny because it's so fucking sad. I'm actually really excited about this little short film. I might actually get this on filmed.
Anyhow, it's late/early and I'm going to bed. Fuck Off and Peace Out.
So, pain killers, huh? They sure are awesome. I need to befriend a doctor who can write me prescriptions for pain killers. I wouldn't be a dick and ask for them all the time. Just one or two a week would be sweet. And unlike most people, I'm not stupid enough to get addicted to shit like this. I can recognize when I have a problem. That's the reason I drink so seldom. I know that I would want to do it every night and that's just not good for me. Alcoholism runs in the family. Seriously, though, if you ever come across a bunch of Demerol, please, please, please let me know about it. Yummy.
If you're a girl on my friends list and you're reading this, than chances are I want to fuck your brains out. Wait, let me rephrase that. I would fuck your brains out. Saying "I want" implies that fucking your brains out is the sole motivation for talking to you. "I would" simply says that if you were ever desperate enough to let me slide my meatpole into your axe wound, then I would oblige. Was that a little vulgar? I hope it was. I'm a vulgar son of a bitch. Maybe if I curtailed my potty mouth ways then the ladies would be into me. Oh well, if you can't love me for me, then I should probably change who I am. It seems to work for frat boys and sorostitutes.
I started working on the my short film scripts. It's called Nice Guy. I think it's going to be pretty funny. It's also going to be really short. Hence, it's a short film. I'm going to post the script on here once I get it finished and I've shown a few close friends. The script is based on many, many different accounts of being a "Nice Guy" and things not working out. It's mostly based on one line that was said to a friend of mine, which is funny because it's so fucking sad. I'm actually really excited about this little short film. I might actually get this on filmed.
Anyhow, it's late/early and I'm going to bed. Fuck Off and Peace Out.
posted by Jym Is Cool at 8:16 AM
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