Can You Get Knee Cancer?
My knee is pretty fucked up. It feels really swollen, but if you look at it, you can't see any puffiness. It's messed up. It hurts when I bend it more than halfway and then something inside clicks. It's weird. I'm hoping that it's knee cancer. Well, actually, I'm hoping that it's brain cancer that moved to my knee. That way, it's no longer eating away my brain. It would suck if this was knee cancer that moved to my brain.
Today at work I was singing some songs to myself to pass the time. One of the bands that I tend to sing a lot is Screeching Weasel because I know a lot of their songs and they tend to cheer me up. I was thinking of some songs when their song Claire Monet popped into my head. Then I remembered that Joe Beimel (ex-Pirate pitcher and ex-Kersey, PA resident) had a daughter and named her Claire Monet Beimel. I think that's pretty rad. He's obviously a huge Screeching Weasel fan, so it was a nice way to pay them homage. Plus, it's actually a pretty nice name for a girl. So, I started thinking what song I would use to name any kids that I have. I realized that the only bands I like at all don't have any songs that would be appropiate to use for a kids name. Somehow the name Taking Retards to the Zoo Nelson just doesn't seem to work so well. How does American Jesus Nelson sound? I guess that's closer to being a cool name. Jimmy Jazz Nelson is the winner so far.
If you're not offended by super, super crude language and you enjoy hearing people talking about comedy and whatnot, then you should really, really watch The Aristocrats. It's gosh darn hilarious. If you want to know if this movie's for you, here's a little test. Do the words cunt, nigger, or fuck offend you? Does talk of incest, rape and being shat upon gross you out? Are you offended by coarse talk on prime time tv? If you answered yes or even a maybe to any of those questions, then do not, I repeat DO NOT watch this movie. It's damned offensive, but only if you have a shitty sense of humor. I happened to love it, but then again, I'm the type of guy that talks about his hemorrhoids and masturbation habits like it's dinner table conversation.
You know what I love right now? Ignoring the Olympics. It's way more fun than watching them. In fact, watching them even for a few seconds tends to make me want to commite suicide. Hell, just watching the highlights on Sportscenter makes me want to jab knives into my eyes. Fuck the Olympics.
Fuck you, too, now that I think about it.
Love Me!!!!
Today at work I was singing some songs to myself to pass the time. One of the bands that I tend to sing a lot is Screeching Weasel because I know a lot of their songs and they tend to cheer me up. I was thinking of some songs when their song Claire Monet popped into my head. Then I remembered that Joe Beimel (ex-Pirate pitcher and ex-Kersey, PA resident) had a daughter and named her Claire Monet Beimel. I think that's pretty rad. He's obviously a huge Screeching Weasel fan, so it was a nice way to pay them homage. Plus, it's actually a pretty nice name for a girl. So, I started thinking what song I would use to name any kids that I have. I realized that the only bands I like at all don't have any songs that would be appropiate to use for a kids name. Somehow the name Taking Retards to the Zoo Nelson just doesn't seem to work so well. How does American Jesus Nelson sound? I guess that's closer to being a cool name. Jimmy Jazz Nelson is the winner so far.
If you're not offended by super, super crude language and you enjoy hearing people talking about comedy and whatnot, then you should really, really watch The Aristocrats. It's gosh darn hilarious. If you want to know if this movie's for you, here's a little test. Do the words cunt, nigger, or fuck offend you? Does talk of incest, rape and being shat upon gross you out? Are you offended by coarse talk on prime time tv? If you answered yes or even a maybe to any of those questions, then do not, I repeat DO NOT watch this movie. It's damned offensive, but only if you have a shitty sense of humor. I happened to love it, but then again, I'm the type of guy that talks about his hemorrhoids and masturbation habits like it's dinner table conversation.
You know what I love right now? Ignoring the Olympics. It's way more fun than watching them. In fact, watching them even for a few seconds tends to make me want to commite suicide. Hell, just watching the highlights on Sportscenter makes me want to jab knives into my eyes. Fuck the Olympics.
Fuck you, too, now that I think about it.
Love Me!!!!
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