Britney Spears' STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
March 30, 2005
Dear False Tabloids,
As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.
Britney
P.S. People Magazine is great in my book!
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Fuck you Cunt!
You used to be, and probably still are, one of those retards that reads the celebrity magazines. Ten years ago, I'm sure you creamed your jeans if you saw a magazine with a juicy story about Christian Slater or some other movie star who was popular at the time. And now you have the nerve to criticize these magazines? They made you what you are today, by the way. If you can't take the bad, then stop taking the good. If you don't want to be famous anymore, quit making horrible music. It's that simple.
I hate you. I hope I can somehow become famous so I can shit in your cereal. Or atleast show celebrities how to be famous. I mean, it's not that tough. Don't spend all of your money on worthless and pointless items like a pure gold toothbrush. You don't need it. You don't need an entourage. You don't need a driver. You don't need to be an elitist scumbag. Just be the person you were before you were famous and you wouldn't have a horrible reputation. Rumors have a horrible way of being true.
March 30, 2005
Dear False Tabloids,
As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.
Britney
P.S. People Magazine is great in my book!
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Fuck you Cunt!
You used to be, and probably still are, one of those retards that reads the celebrity magazines. Ten years ago, I'm sure you creamed your jeans if you saw a magazine with a juicy story about Christian Slater or some other movie star who was popular at the time. And now you have the nerve to criticize these magazines? They made you what you are today, by the way. If you can't take the bad, then stop taking the good. If you don't want to be famous anymore, quit making horrible music. It's that simple.
I hate you. I hope I can somehow become famous so I can shit in your cereal. Or atleast show celebrities how to be famous. I mean, it's not that tough. Don't spend all of your money on worthless and pointless items like a pure gold toothbrush. You don't need it. You don't need an entourage. You don't need a driver. You don't need to be an elitist scumbag. Just be the person you were before you were famous and you wouldn't have a horrible reputation. Rumors have a horrible way of being true.
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