My December 25th Shopping is Done!

Nope, my Christmas shopping isn't done because I don't shop for Christmas. Jesus was born in September so stop giving me this "Jesus' Birthday" shit. I'm done with it. Anyhow, I bought the three gifts that I need to buy people. That means that three people are getting gifts. To those people I say, "You are getting some rad shit!" To everyone else, "Eat a dick."

It's actually nice to have this stupid stuff done. All I have to do is rap this stuff in aluminum foil and draw some gay pictures on it to make it festive. And I think that this weekend I'll be getting my winter soltice branch. I just have to find a pinetree nearby with some decent branches. Then, I'll roll up some aluminum tinsel and I'm good to go. That's as much decorating as I'm doing.

I don't know why I wrote this stupid thing. It's more retarded than most of the things I normally write. That's why I'm finishing this.