Bad Religion Like a Mofo
So, I almost died on Friday night. I drank what we in the industry call "way too much." Once I was drunk, I decided that I wanted to drink until I died, or at least went into a coma. So I drank. And I drank.
I remember that I had to go to the bathroom. Once I finally made my way up to the bathroom I took a good long piss. The second I finished pissing, I knew then and there that I had drank way too much. I knew that I was going to die. I also knew that I was going to die at my friends' house and that would mean that they'd have to go thru a lot of work to take care of my corpse. I didn't want to do that to them, so I figured that I wanted to live thru the night. I did. But, only after I threw up for four and a half hours.
Surprisingly, I didn't wake up with a hangover the next morning. I did wake up to watch a bunch of really, really old Nickelodeon game shows. It was pretty awesome.
Luckily, for me, I didn't die on Friday night. If I had, I would have missed the great game shows, as well as the greatest concert EVER! Pennywise always reminds you why you love them so much every time you see them live. Over time, you tend to forget that Pennywise is great because, frankly, their albums all kind of sound the same. But, once you see how amazing they are live, you want to pull out every one of their albums and listen to every song over and over again. And normally, I would have done just that except...
Bad Religion put on one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. Possibly the greatest. I can't believe just how great they sound live. I had just seen them last year in Philly, so I was kind of expecting the same set and what not, but they totally mixed it up. It's amazing that a song that came out in 1988 can still sound so fresh. Bad Religion keeps giving me more and more reasons to make them my favorite band of all time.
So, all in all, I'm pretty glad that I didn't die on Friday night. Not that I'm all that happy to be alive, but atleast I have the memory of what might have been the best two hours of my life.
Plus, there's always next week to drink myself into oblivion.
I remember that I had to go to the bathroom. Once I finally made my way up to the bathroom I took a good long piss. The second I finished pissing, I knew then and there that I had drank way too much. I knew that I was going to die. I also knew that I was going to die at my friends' house and that would mean that they'd have to go thru a lot of work to take care of my corpse. I didn't want to do that to them, so I figured that I wanted to live thru the night. I did. But, only after I threw up for four and a half hours.
Surprisingly, I didn't wake up with a hangover the next morning. I did wake up to watch a bunch of really, really old Nickelodeon game shows. It was pretty awesome.
Luckily, for me, I didn't die on Friday night. If I had, I would have missed the great game shows, as well as the greatest concert EVER! Pennywise always reminds you why you love them so much every time you see them live. Over time, you tend to forget that Pennywise is great because, frankly, their albums all kind of sound the same. But, once you see how amazing they are live, you want to pull out every one of their albums and listen to every song over and over again. And normally, I would have done just that except...
Bad Religion put on one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. Possibly the greatest. I can't believe just how great they sound live. I had just seen them last year in Philly, so I was kind of expecting the same set and what not, but they totally mixed it up. It's amazing that a song that came out in 1988 can still sound so fresh. Bad Religion keeps giving me more and more reasons to make them my favorite band of all time.
So, all in all, I'm pretty glad that I didn't die on Friday night. Not that I'm all that happy to be alive, but atleast I have the memory of what might have been the best two hours of my life.
Plus, there's always next week to drink myself into oblivion.
posted by Jym Is Cool at 11:06 PM
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