Tuesday, March 14, 2006

A Job Ain't Nothin' But Work

I went back to work today. Talk about a mistake. Actually, it wasn't too bad. It was funny going back because when I first walked in, everything seemed really out of place. Almost like they moved everything around. It was weird.

I officially have $0.16 in my checking account. I do believe that means I'm officially broke as shit. Unless I find a coupon for "Buy One Penny Candy, Get An Entire Cart of Groceries Free" then I'm pretty fucked.

Isaac Hayes quit South Park. Apparently he feels that they have crossed a line when it comes to making fun of religion. The fact is, he's a scientologist and once they did a show about it, he now thinks they went over the line. I think it's funny that people feel it's okay to attack any religion except for theirs. That's retarded. Here's the thing. Unlike race, gender or sexual orientation, religion is a CHOICE!!! Therefore, you are free to get your ass made fun of for it. I'll fight to the death for you to choose whatever religion you want. Well, actually I wouldn't because I don't care about you that much, so let me say that I would kill others to let you choose whatever religion you want, but once I kill those people I'm going to make fun of you. Deal?

Speaking of religion, since when did Jesus become a republican? Hell, when did Jesus become a capitalist? Remember the fish and bread? Remember how he provided them to his followers? Seems pretty socialist to me. Makes me wonder why most uber-religious people tend to be such staunch capitalist. They hate anything even remotely socialistic. Such horrible things like 40-hour work weeks, social security, unions, safety regulations, etc. Those evil socialists should have been shot. Oh wait, a lot of them were.

Just so you know, I'm not a proponent of communism by any means. Communism is the best system in theory. Capitalism sucks, but find me a better system and I'll use it.

Peace Out and Fuck Off.

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