Two Days...
"I've lost all hope. I've lost the ability to cope.
I've lost the ability to assess the situation." - Hellbender circa 1994
Hellbender was a kick ass emo band. Of course, that was back when emo didn't suck. Emo used to mean one thing. The songs were written with a emotion. Usually that emotion was alienation, anger or loneliness. The lyrics were almost always the main reason to listen to the song. Now emo is about girls and how much life sucks. Of course, that's coming from millionaire rock stars. Um, why are you whining exactly? Emo used to be dark and heavy music, but with a touch of melody. Now it's horrible pop/punk. I should know. I've been in a few horrible pop/punk bands.
My AIM won't connect. How will I know who's ignoring me? Oh, I know. Just look at my MySpace friends list. Hooray for technology! Now I can see who thinks I'm a loser in the blink of an eye.
I admit it. I watch Law & Order: SVU. I watch it all the time. It might be the second lamest show on tv, though. Of course, X-Files is the lamest. SVU, though, is lame because they take real stories and use them as the basis of really lame stories. Remember Terri Shiavo? Who doesn't? Anyhow, SVU had a show that stole all of the storylines from that whole fiasco. An unloving husband wants to take his wife off of life support so he can get life insurance money. The parents want to keep their brain dead daughter alive because they are stupid and think there's some sort of hope. It's ridiculous. Watch an episode of SVU and find out it's original air date. Then google the news from a month or so before that date and you will see exactly where the episode came from. I mean, they don't even try to hide it. It's like when Diddy (He dropped the "P" because it was coming between him and his fans... Yeah, fuck him.) samples a song except much more obvious than that.
Who wants to help me suffer a disabilitating, yet non-crippling injury? I could really use a few more weeks off of work.
I just got my new check card. If only I had more than sixteen cents in my account, I would be set.
You know what band I hate? Anti-Flag. Fuck that band.
If you guessed Fallout Boy, you would also be correct. You would be correct if you named any of the following: Hawthorne Heights, My Chemical Romance, Sugarcult, Jimmy Eat World, All American Rejects, Bowling for Soup, Good Charlotte, The Strokes, Sum 41... More to come. I'm having a brain fart.
Did you know that Hitler was a vegetarian painter? Well, that's two more reasons to hate him.
Has anyone tried the new Berry Krispies? They are pretty sweet. I highly recommend them.
For none of you that care, I have my five minute short film all outlined. Now it's just a matter of writing the fifteen lines that need to be said. Should be pretty funny. Or pretty lame. Either way, I'm determined to film this thing. I'll be playing the guy. I need a girl to play the girl. I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to write any make out sessions. If you'd be interested, or know anyone who would be, please let me know. I am trying to slim down for this thing, so you probably won't have to be forever immortalized on film with my tubby ass.
Q: How many punk does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Punks aren't afraid of the dark!!!
Anarchy is for morons!
I've lost the ability to assess the situation." - Hellbender circa 1994
Hellbender was a kick ass emo band. Of course, that was back when emo didn't suck. Emo used to mean one thing. The songs were written with a emotion. Usually that emotion was alienation, anger or loneliness. The lyrics were almost always the main reason to listen to the song. Now emo is about girls and how much life sucks. Of course, that's coming from millionaire rock stars. Um, why are you whining exactly? Emo used to be dark and heavy music, but with a touch of melody. Now it's horrible pop/punk. I should know. I've been in a few horrible pop/punk bands.
My AIM won't connect. How will I know who's ignoring me? Oh, I know. Just look at my MySpace friends list. Hooray for technology! Now I can see who thinks I'm a loser in the blink of an eye.
I admit it. I watch Law & Order: SVU. I watch it all the time. It might be the second lamest show on tv, though. Of course, X-Files is the lamest. SVU, though, is lame because they take real stories and use them as the basis of really lame stories. Remember Terri Shiavo? Who doesn't? Anyhow, SVU had a show that stole all of the storylines from that whole fiasco. An unloving husband wants to take his wife off of life support so he can get life insurance money. The parents want to keep their brain dead daughter alive because they are stupid and think there's some sort of hope. It's ridiculous. Watch an episode of SVU and find out it's original air date. Then google the news from a month or so before that date and you will see exactly where the episode came from. I mean, they don't even try to hide it. It's like when Diddy (He dropped the "P" because it was coming between him and his fans... Yeah, fuck him.) samples a song except much more obvious than that.
Who wants to help me suffer a disabilitating, yet non-crippling injury? I could really use a few more weeks off of work.
I just got my new check card. If only I had more than sixteen cents in my account, I would be set.
You know what band I hate? Anti-Flag. Fuck that band.
If you guessed Fallout Boy, you would also be correct. You would be correct if you named any of the following: Hawthorne Heights, My Chemical Romance, Sugarcult, Jimmy Eat World, All American Rejects, Bowling for Soup, Good Charlotte, The Strokes, Sum 41... More to come. I'm having a brain fart.
Did you know that Hitler was a vegetarian painter? Well, that's two more reasons to hate him.
Has anyone tried the new Berry Krispies? They are pretty sweet. I highly recommend them.
For none of you that care, I have my five minute short film all outlined. Now it's just a matter of writing the fifteen lines that need to be said. Should be pretty funny. Or pretty lame. Either way, I'm determined to film this thing. I'll be playing the guy. I need a girl to play the girl. I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to write any make out sessions. If you'd be interested, or know anyone who would be, please let me know. I am trying to slim down for this thing, so you probably won't have to be forever immortalized on film with my tubby ass.
Q: How many punk does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Punks aren't afraid of the dark!!!
Anarchy is for morons!
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