Never Underestimate the Power of Cheese

So, I'm not angry, so this will probably be short and sweet. Well, not sweet, but it will be a lot less angry. I saw Sin City last night and boy was it violent and filled with super hot women. It was like I had a wet dream and then someone filmed it and released it. Robert Rodrigez is a personal hero of mine. He's a wonderful director as well as a good human being. There aren't too many people that I consider good human beings. If I were to make a list, I wouldn't even be on it. I know that I'm a horrible person.

If someone's made an album better than Jawbreaker's Dear You for when you're depressed, I haven't heard it. Except for maybe some Cure album. Goddamn kabuki freaks. That's right. I don't like the Cure. Do something!

So, apparently Maynard from TOOL found Jesus. That sucks. Once someone finds Jesus, their artistic ability becomes zilch. It's a fact. I mean, the dudes who wrote the Bible are horrible writers. It has no flow. It has no character development. No sense of storytelling. And don't get me started on Christian rock bands. Oh wait, the new horrible label is "Worship Rock." If there's ever been an oxymoron it's Christian rock. Those words shouldn't be in the same language.

The Flaming Lips, Propagandhi, Foo Fighters, Weezer and Nine Inch Nails are all set to release new albums in the near future. If I didn't hate life so damned much, I'd probably have a good outlook for the next few months. Luckily, for my living body, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy comes out in a few weeks. That's one reason to wake up in the morning.