I'm a Finalist.

There's a twenty percent chance that my couch will be on TV. I'm one of five finalists to win a live taping of Cheat Seats in my house. If I win, I might have to NOT go see Bad Religion and Pennywise together in Bell Vernon, PA, but you know what? How many times does a dude get to have his couch on TV? Never. Unless you're a celebrity and you're on MTV's Cribs. Fuck MTV.