Wedding Invite and Infected Toe

A few weeks ago I received a wedding invitation in the mail. A few weeks later my left big toe got an ingrown toenail and became infected. Coincidence? I think not.

This is god's way of telling me NOT to go to the wedding because it's going to be depressing as hell. So, why am I going? Because I bought dress up clothes and I'm not going to waste the money. Plus, I'm going to start drinking in a few minutes. Hooray!