Slow Flies Are Funny

I love it when the flies that are perpetually in my room start getting old. I love it because you can just reach down and pick them up. They can't fly away because they are about to die. It's hilarious. Of course, right now, there are two flies in here that are close to death. They can barely fly, so when I swat at them, they hover for about two seconds and then land right where they were before. That wouldn't be so bad, but they keep landing on my ankles. It's bull-shit.