Did You Ever...

Did you ever get so depressed that you couldn't even jerk off? That's how bummed I am right now. You'll never guess why.

If you said dames, you'd be correct.

I don't know why I even don't try. Even not trying ends up making me depressed. You'd think the fact that I don't try would make it a lot easier to take when I realize a girl wouldn't fuck me with a stolen vagina. It doesn't.

As George Carlin once said: Fuck Hope!