Remember Swing?

I don't know why it popped in my head, but remember the whole "Swing" phenomenon? If there's one good thing that our society has done as a whole in the past few years, it's that we got rid of "swing." What a crappy genre of music. I mean, there were a few decent bands, but every band sounded exactly as crappy as the next band.

Speaking of crappy, whatever happened to Limp Bizkit. Oh wait, I forgot. They changed their name to limpbizkit. Yeah, they actually changed it to all lower case and all one word. Fred Durst is an asshole like that. I remember hearing that there was a breaking news story about Limp Bizkit and I prayed that the news was they had broken up. To my chagrin, the news was the lame name change. Like anyone gave a shit. Luckily, they put out an EP not too long ago and I think eight people bought it. Suckers.

So, last night I had a weird dream. I was babysitting for somebody. I was in this HUGE house. I never even saw the kids, but I was there to make sure they didn't get into trouble. It was late and I was going to rub one out and then go to bed, but for some reason I couldn't find the bedroom. Then, out of nowhere, this girl shows up and all I try to do is make her leave because I just want to touch myself by myself. I'm not sure, but that dream kind of scares me a little bit. Maybe it's my way of trying to tell myself that I never want to touch a girl again. That would suck.

Can a brother get a "Tony Danza"?