Lamer Than Lame
I finally found a website that will host podcasts for free. That means that someday I will pretend that people actually want to hear what I have to say and want to know what music I'm into. It should be lame.
I think I just have this demented notion that if I did something lame like this then after a while millions of people would start to listen because I'm so damn funny. I know that's bullshit, but I still have this horribly active imagination. Most people who know me pretty well will attest to my horribly active imagination. Just hang out with me for a night and stop all conversation for more than five seconds and I'll say something totally off the wall and chances are you will just stare at me and wonder where the hell that just came from.
I'm gifted.
Some might say "special."
I say "Fuck you!"
I've keep having dreams about being back in high school. It's weird. It's either my subconscious telling me I should go back to school (aka: college) or it's telling me that high school was the best time of my life and I should keep reliving it. But, here's the problem. I already know I should go back to college. I've been saying that for years. Also, I can't be reliving my high school years in my dreams because in my dreams I'm 26, but I'm back in school for some reason. In my dreams I randomly start going to school, but it's the middle of the year and I have no notes and no books. I don't even know where any of my classes are. The thing is, I've been going the whole year, but I only remember starting at the beginning of my dream. It's horrible. Then after awhile in my dream, I remember that I graduated so I start to wonder why I'm going to classes. How weird is that?
Almost as weird as getting attacked by talking raccoons. Feel free to ask me about that dream, if you like.
Want to read something that you won't understand, but somehow proves the "Big Bang" Theory? Well, just click HERE. The article is incredibly hard to understand, but you will feel smarter for having read it.
Now if they could just find proof that guys with small penises are actually better lovers. Hell, I'd kill Bill Gates, steal his entire fortune and donate it all to that study.
Well, that's long enough. I'm tired.
I think I just have this demented notion that if I did something lame like this then after a while millions of people would start to listen because I'm so damn funny. I know that's bullshit, but I still have this horribly active imagination. Most people who know me pretty well will attest to my horribly active imagination. Just hang out with me for a night and stop all conversation for more than five seconds and I'll say something totally off the wall and chances are you will just stare at me and wonder where the hell that just came from.
I'm gifted.
Some might say "special."
I say "Fuck you!"
I've keep having dreams about being back in high school. It's weird. It's either my subconscious telling me I should go back to school (aka: college) or it's telling me that high school was the best time of my life and I should keep reliving it. But, here's the problem. I already know I should go back to college. I've been saying that for years. Also, I can't be reliving my high school years in my dreams because in my dreams I'm 26, but I'm back in school for some reason. In my dreams I randomly start going to school, but it's the middle of the year and I have no notes and no books. I don't even know where any of my classes are. The thing is, I've been going the whole year, but I only remember starting at the beginning of my dream. It's horrible. Then after awhile in my dream, I remember that I graduated so I start to wonder why I'm going to classes. How weird is that?
Almost as weird as getting attacked by talking raccoons. Feel free to ask me about that dream, if you like.
Want to read something that you won't understand, but somehow proves the "Big Bang" Theory? Well, just click HERE. The article is incredibly hard to understand, but you will feel smarter for having read it.
Now if they could just find proof that guys with small penises are actually better lovers. Hell, I'd kill Bill Gates, steal his entire fortune and donate it all to that study.
Well, that's long enough. I'm tired.
posted by Jym Is Cool at 9:28 PM
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