Why Do Ugly People Like Me Put Their Pictures On the Internet?

Why is it that ugly people always put their picture on the internet? Is it because they are oblivious to their ugliness? Or do they actually think they are attractive? I do it because I don't care either way. It just bugs me because you know that some of these hideous looking guys and girls think they are "the shit" when it's obvious to anyone who isn't blind that they are without the "the"... making them just "shit." As a favor to us all, if you're ugly, take your picture down. It's called common courtesy. That's why I don't take my shirt off when other people are around. I care.

It's weird. I've gotten a few people to add me for no real reason. Either they haven't actually read my profile or they think I'm being hilarious. Okay, it's true, I am hilarious, but I'm also serious when I say that I hate you. Yes, you. Not the guy behind you, but you. I hate everyone on this planet, but people seem to keep ignoring that. I guess that's okay, though. I've actually made a few friends that way. I just think it's weird that people just assume that I don't mean them when I write my angry vitriol and spew my bile of hate.

Right now I'm going thru all eight Dead Milkmen albums so I can compile the ultimate "Best Of..." but it's pretty damn hard. Right now I have about twenty songs that have made the prelimenary cut and I've only listened to the first three albums. I'm probably going to end up with forty songs or so. That's way too long for a "Best Of..." They should be limited to two or three songs per album, but I always have trouble cutting out songs. I'm a pussy, I know.

So, who wants to go see the Larry the Cable Guy Movie with me? I'm serious about this. I want to go see it in theatres for two reasons. First off, I would really like to see what may be the worst movie ever in theatres. I mean, how many people can say that they saw Plan Nine from Outer Space while it was in theaters? Not too many. I want to be able to say that I saw the dumbest movie ever made. Mostly, though, I want to make fun of the people who went because they love Larry the Cable Guy. I want to sit there and scream "Say It" throughout the entire film until he finally says "Git-R-Dun" and then I can scream "Hooray" and then get up and walk out. I find that to be hilarious. Or I want to at least pull an MST3K on it. Then I'd want to go eat a nice meal at Eat-N-Park. Sounds like a wonderful evening to me.

It would beat jerking off... again.

Lucky for me The Simpsons is going to be around until at least 2009. King of the Hill is also coming back for another season. FOX apparently got my message. No Simpsons and no King of the Hill make Jym go something, something...

Go crazy?

Don't mind if I do!!!

Apparently the director of X-Men 3 did such a wonderful job that whatever FOX Studios offered him the Wolverine spin-off. I hope he did well enough to deserve it because that means I will shit my pants more than I did during X-2. Of course, when I went to see it, I had the flu and I had just eaten some tacos with laxatives on them, but trust me, it was mostly how awesome the movie was that made me poo.

Well, now that I've just turned off every girl that's reading this... oh, who am I kidding? No girls read this. Atleast no girls that would be turned on by me... but for those few girls that came here thinking that it was Brad Pitt's gournal, well, I apologize. Lucky for you, I'm finished.

I'm horny. Bye.