What the balls?

Okay. So, on your profile in myspace, there is a box called "Cool New People". Now, just 2 seconds ago, there were three pictures of cool new people, but it's funny because all three pictures were of guys with their shirts off. Either myspace thinks I'm totally fucking gay or it was just a wonderfully "ram"dom coincidence.

But, here's my other complaint about it. I know for a fact, those three shirtless guys aren't cool. I know this! They look like frat boys who just got done date rapping some stupid sorority girl who deserved it because she was stupid enough to go back into the rape house because she forgot her jacket. Anyhow, my point is, those fucking douchebags may be new people, but they aren't cool. And, I was in the middle of jerking off when those pics popped up. Talk about losing a hardon. The only time I lose a hard on quicker is when I'm trying to actually get said hard on in some girl with very low standards and self-esteem.

It's official... I'm old and I'm a loser...

I'm 25 today. Hoo-fucking-ray.

And I'm blogging. How big of a loser can I be? A few years ago I was a pseudo-celebrity on TRL and now I'm sitting in my underwear blogging because I can't find any decent porn. Oh, how far I've sunk.

The only bright spot this past few months has been the Bad Religion show I went to last night. Granted, it was in Philly, but that didn't affect the wonderfulness that is Bad Religion. They were super tight and super rocking. The played a lot of songs from the new album, which would normally piss me off, but the new album is wonderful and I hadn't heard them live before. Now I have. Hooray for me.

Luckily the drive home last night was un-fucking-bearable. I don't think I've ever been so tired in my life. It was so tired out last night, that somehow I ended up driving the last 2 hours of the trip.

Was it all worth it? Of course it was. It was Bad fucking Religion. They rock my ass, but now I need to jerk off and get to bed.