This is the Last Blog I Will Ever Write

"Hey Franky, aren't you gonna give me your class ring?"
"Oh, I'm afraid I can't do that Annett"
"Why not?"
"Cause I don't have any arms!" - "Beach Party Vietnam" by The Dead Milkmen

I have finally finished narrowing down the thirty best Dead Milkmen songs. Wait, let me rephrase that. I've narrowed it down to my thirty favorite. Some of their best songs just aren't that fun. "Beach Party Vietnam" is a horrible song, but dammit, it's fun as balls.

Since I always thought that english was a stupid fucking class in high school, I have now forgotten exactly how you highlight different titles. I know you highlight a song title differently than an album title. And I think those are both different than movies or books. You either italicize them, make them bold or use some "quotation" marks. I'm too lazy to actually figure it out.

You know what really sucks? I got my disability check today so that means that I actually have a few dollars that I can spend. That doesn't suck, but what does suck is being home alone all weekend with a few hundred dollars that doesn't have to be spent on bills. I'd really like to buy some milk. Maybe some kind of meat so I can make a fucking sandwich.

Stratego is a kick ass game. Why don't I own it?

I just made a decision. I'm going to stop writing so many goddamn blog entries. I realized that trying to validate my life by waiting for people to comment on my incoherent rants is pointless. Not so much pointless as it's just not working. That means I'm going to find some other way to prove that i'm a worthwhile human being.

Wish me luck!